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dunder mifflin. this is pam.

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i'm sorry. he's not in yet.

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would you like his voicemail?

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yeah!

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yeah,okay!

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12 miles an hour.

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eat that,carl lewis!

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angela made
several 9-1-1 calls

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about cars going too fast
in front of the building,

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so the police put up a radar gun.

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it's actually caused a
bit of a traffic hazard.

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aah!

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wow,13!

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no,no.no,there was wind.

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i was just jogging.
dwight,there was wind.

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- i want a do-over.-
no,no,no. it's not your turn.

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all right,13 is the new number.

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oscar,go ahead.

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i want another try. here we go!

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31! 31!

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there was a car.

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i was ahead of the car.
31 is my new number.

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31 is humanly impossible.

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go,oscar. 31's my numb.

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- that's impossible.
- beat it.

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proudly presents

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the.office.season05
episode11

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today's a big day.

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my presence has been requested by

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chief financial officer david wallace.

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he says that he wants to
talk about big picture stuff.

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and i'll be honest,

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i have little or no idea
what that means,so...

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probably bad.

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quick announcement.

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new year,new candy.

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whoo-hoo!

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okay,be careful,kevin.
they're kind of spicy.

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hot tamales.

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yeah.

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so maybe just try one at first,

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and then if it's
okay,have a couple more.

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excuse me,everyone. can
i have the floor please?

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um...

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this is insanely awkward.

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it's kind of the elephant in the room,

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so i'll just...

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no one has rsvp'd to our wedding yet,

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and the deadline was yesterday.

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wait,you still
don't know--

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no,no.

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nope.

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- hmm?
- nothing.

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- you still don't
- why don't

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- let's
- what are you doing?

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how about
we just--

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i just have to talk to you for a second.

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- andy,has anyone
- ahh!

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no,no one has rsvp'd,

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and i don't understand it.

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and now you're shutting me out.

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and you're not even listening.
and that's really considerate.

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- thank you.
- no,what i'm saying is

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- no,no.no,that's not it.
- i know.

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andy still doesn't know

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that angela's having
an affair with dwight.

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and it's been 17 days.

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i mean,eventually he'll figure it out...

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when their kids have giant heads

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and beet-stained teeth.

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but right now it's just...awkward.

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how can he still not know?

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- we can't figure that out.
- i can't take it anymore.

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wait,what? you can't take what?

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i am telling andy.

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no.you n't do that. it
shouldn't come from you.

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who should it come from then?

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angela. angela.

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from angela.angela.

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are you still having
intercourse with her?

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what is wrong with you? she is engaged.

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did you ever have
intercourse in this office?

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are you serious?

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ugh. where?

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where?

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where,dwight?

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seems like you already know where.

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kevin,you screwed this form up again.

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the amount owed goes at the top.

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oh,i'm sorry.

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i didn't realize i was
doing something wrong.

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if i had,i would've admitted it

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and stopped right away.

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that's enough.

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because i wouldn't
want an innocent person

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who doesn't know
anything about the form--

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what?

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that was good.

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it jt at the end,you
weren't saying something

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that could also apply to the form.

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how about "i'm sorry i
did such a whorish job

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filling out this form."

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there you go.

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that cannot be true!

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you're going to charge me a e

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to cut my own cake?

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uh,no. no,no,no.

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what i'm saying is i
want to cut it myself.

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- trade seats with me.
- no.

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i've got a better angle on pam.

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i can see everything.

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please stop.

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i need a soup spoon.

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rule 17.

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don't turn your back on bears,

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men you have wronged,

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or the dominant turkey
during mating season.

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there are 40 rules all
schrute boys must learn

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before the age of five.

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learn your rules

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you better learn your rules

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if you don't

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you'll be eaten in your sleep

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what is it?

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you've got to tell andy about us.

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that is a terrible idea.

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- one of your worst.
- get it over with.

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then we don't have to hide anymore.

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you're expanding on your worst idea.

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do you love me or not?

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i've already admitted that i do.

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why do you keep making me repeat it?

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because you're engaged to andy.

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well?

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- not yet.
- when?

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when what?

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when what?

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you know this can't go on.

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- what can't go on?
- we have to put an end to this.

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- seems like
- come on.

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you guys should...

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be hearing what i'm saying.

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this is really not how
this is supposed to happen.

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angela said she was gonna tell him.

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she's just not ready.

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- when will she be ready?
- i don't know.

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- is she crazy in bed?
- yes.

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- stop.
- how so,specifically?

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what? okay,listen.

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- this shouldn't happen at work.
- eager and flexible.

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- and...
- really?

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this shouldn't be coming from his boss.

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and we should also consider the fact

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that that man has an anger issue.

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too late.

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well,it's not too late,'cause
you haven't done anything.

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i am already walking.

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michael,once this gets out,

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i don't know how it's gonna go down.

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okay,what does that mean?

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might get ugly.

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jim,this has to get out

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so we can all deal with it.

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but you're leaving.

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- have a good trip.
- thanks.

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- andy.
- yeah?

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walk with me.

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will do,boss man.

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oh,i do not have much time.

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car's all the way over there.

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to tell you what i have to tell you.

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and just bear in
mind that when i say--

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say these things...

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that are bad things that you hear...

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in your ears,

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this is something that i...

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if i were you,that i
wouldn't want to hear.

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you're not making any sense.

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well...

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no,i'm not.

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so i-- i'm not very
articulate today,

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so i'll just leave it for another time.

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- another day.
- all righty.

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- which'll be
- fine. i'm off.

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- have a good meeting.
- thank you.

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kick wallace's ass.

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okay,i will.

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dwight and angela are
having an affair,so.

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i can't hear you through the glass.

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dwight and angela are having an affair.

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they've been sleeping
together for some time.

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that was the news.

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i wanted to let you know.

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what? all right.see you later.

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- are you serious?
- yep.

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i knew something bad
was gonna happen today.

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you said that yesterday.

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yeah,my neighbor got murdered.

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what are you standing for?

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if i'm sitting,

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i can't disable his neck or his groin.

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you're not gonna do anything
to his neck or his groin.

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if i'm sitting,i don't
have the option to.

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dwight,i'm in charge
when michael's gone,

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and i need
you to sit--

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i need to talk to you.

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we can talk right here.

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i need to talk to you in private.

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we're not listening.

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let's go to the conference room.

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is it true?

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what have you heard?

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that you're sleeping with dwight.

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that doesn't sound like me.

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is it true?

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andy,i'm engaged to you.

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i mean we just signed off
on our wedding flowers.

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would i have said yes
to formal chrysanthemums

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if i didn't want to get married?

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and we went through all that
stuff with our wedding cake--

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just answer the question.

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are you sleeping with dwight?

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a little bit.

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how long has it been going on?

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i don't know.

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i mean,we were together,

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and then he killed sprinkles.

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and then we stopped,and...

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i don't know exactly
when we started up again.

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who else knows about it?

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- michael.
- who else?

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let me think about it.

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oh,god.

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come on!

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so listen,michael.

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your branch has been doing great lately,

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d ur sales staff is reporting

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very strong numbers.

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outperforming last year,in fact.

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um,and i don't know

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exactly how to put this,

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but...

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what are you doing right?

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- right what?
- utica,albany

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all the other branches are struggling.

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but your branch is
reporting strong numbers.

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look,you're not our
most traditional guy,

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but clearly something
you are doing...is right.

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ani just-- i need to get
a sense of what that is.

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david,here it is.

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my philosophy is basically this.

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and this is something that i live by.

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and i always have,and i always will.

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don't ever for any reason

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do anything to anyone

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for any reason ever,no matter what.

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no matter
wh--

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where,or who,or who you are with,

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or-- or where
you are going,

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or-- or where
you've been...

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ever...

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for any reason whatsoever.

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sometimes i'll start a sentence,

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and i don't even know where it's going.

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i just hope i find it along the way.

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like an improv conversation.

269
00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:43,760
an improversation.

270
00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:45,220
this is gonna sound
sort of high maintenance,

271
00:11:45,230 --> 00:11:47,640
but could we have it,like,three
degrees cooler in here?

272
00:11:47,650 --> 00:11:50,330
i always think better when it's cooler.

273
00:11:50,350 --> 00:11:53,080
here's the thing.michael
is doing something right.

274
00:11:53,090 --> 00:11:55,160
and in this economic climate,

275
00:11:55,170 --> 00:11:57,490
no method of success can be ignored.

276
00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,110
it's not really a time for executives

277
00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:01,020
to start getting judgmental now.

278
00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:02,510
it's hail mary time.

279
00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:03,590
hey,

280
00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:06,410
what say we order up some pasta?

281
00:12:07,330 --> 00:12:09,660
what say we do.

282
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,510
standard,you know? nothing fancy.

283
00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:13,820
so,like,missionary?

284
00:12:13,830 --> 00:12:15,810
i said nothing fancy.

285
00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:17,260
do you love him?

286
00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:18,980
i love you.

287
00:12:18,990 --> 00:12:20,500
why should i believe that?

288
00:12:20,510 --> 00:12:24,570
andy,we are at a crossroads here.

289
00:12:24,580 --> 00:12:27,750
and we can either give in
to what people are saying,

290
00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:29,080
that we're not
good together--

291
00:12:29,090 --> 00:12:30,140
who says that?

292
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:33,330
orwe can prove them wrong.

293
00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:35,940
let's prove them wrong.

294
00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,030
where's dwight?

295
00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:47,410
- you okay,man?
- no.

296
00:12:47,980 --> 00:12:49,500
not at all,actually.

297
00:12:49,510 --> 00:12:51,260
but thanks for asking. appreciate it.

298
00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:53,020
you know what?i'd also like
to take this opportunity

299
00:12:53,030 --> 00:12:55,120
to thank all of you for lying

300
00:12:55,130 --> 00:12:56,930
to my face.

301
00:12:56,940 --> 00:12:59,080
and not telling me what's
been going on this entire time.

302
00:12:59,090 --> 00:13:01,070
you are welcome.

303
00:13:06,650 --> 00:13:08,540
dwight.

304
00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:11,400
andy.

305
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:13,430
it's over.

306
00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:15,290
oh,good. she broke up with you.

307
00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:16,660
no.

308
00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:18,290
it's-- it's over
between you two.

309
00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:20,200
uh,no way.

310
00:13:20,210 --> 00:13:21,770
i am not giving up.

311
00:13:21,780 --> 00:13:24,190
- you have to.
- no,i don't.

312
00:13:24,530 --> 00:13:26,290
she doesn't love you.

313
00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:27,930
she's marrying me.

314
00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:29,320
well,i don't know about that

315
00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:31,590
because she certainly seems to enjoy

316
00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,810
making lovemaking with me.

317
00:13:33,820 --> 00:13:35,580
angelabernard.

318
00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,960
will never be her name.

319
00:13:37,970 --> 00:13:39,450
it will be her name,

320
00:13:39,460 --> 00:13:41,130
and you will have to call her that.

321
00:13:41,140 --> 00:13:42,580
i don't think so.

322
00:13:42,590 --> 00:13:44,610
hey,guys,why don't we,uh,

323
00:13:44,620 --> 00:13:45,640
just cool off a bit?

324
00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:46,900
i'm telling you to back down.

325
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:48,490
and i'm telling you that
i will never back down.

326
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:49,980
- then i'll make you.
- oh,really?

327
00:13:49,990 --> 00:13:51,170
how are you gonna do that?

328
00:13:51,180 --> 00:13:52,590
through the use of force.

329
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:53,980
that is very general

330
00:13:53,990 --> 00:13:55,470
and does not scare me in the slightest.

331
00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:57,400
- i will fight you.
- nope.

332
00:13:57,410 --> 00:14:00,320
okay,fine! good!a duel.

333
00:14:00,330 --> 00:14:02,140
the winner gets angela.

334
00:14:02,150 --> 00:14:03,140
- fine!
- fine!

335
00:14:03,150 --> 00:14:04,920
- this is nuts.
- what is your weapon?

336
00:14:04,930 --> 00:14:06,430
okay,you know what,that's
enough because--

337
00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:07,730
hey,this is none of your business.

338
00:14:07,740 --> 00:14:10,130
hey,it is my business
when it happens wk.

339
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:11,390
guess what,

340
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:12,770
- not happening at work.
- yes.

341
00:14:12,780 --> 00:14:14,470
- we're gonna do it outside.
- outside of work.

342
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:17,050
- none of your business.
- none of your business then.

343
00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:19,740
good. so what weapon?

344
00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:21,420
- my bare hands.
- that is stupid.

345
00:14:21,430 --> 00:14:23,620
i will use a sword,and i
will cut off your bare hands.

346
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,050
then i'll get something too.

347
00:14:25,060 --> 00:14:27,830
i'vead two men fight over me before.

348
00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:30,390
usually it's over which one
gets to hold the camcorder.

349
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,900
angela,you have to put
a stop to this right now.

350
00:14:37,340 --> 00:14:40,280
i will respect the results of the duel.

351
00:14:40,470 --> 00:14:43,120
- of course you will.
- i call los.

352
00:14:43,130 --> 00:14:46,780
i will be taking my break at 4:00

353
00:14:46,790 --> 00:14:48,710
in the parking lot.

354
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:50,640
i will also be taking my break

355
00:14:50,650 --> 00:14:54,250
at the exact same time
and in the same location.

356
00:14:54,820 --> 00:14:56,610
what a coincidence.

357
00:15:05,150 --> 00:15:06,990
so i either get more involved

358
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,630
or i take a sick day...

359
00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:13,340
leaving dwight in charge.

360
00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:15,340
oh,god.

361
00:15:24,950 --> 00:15:26,820
how'd that get there?

362
00:15:31,310 --> 00:15:33,950
there's a star-shaped thing
taped under the kitchen table.

363
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:35,940
thanks,meredith.

364
00:15:36,350 --> 00:15:38,440
so i was in the office,

365
00:15:39,150 --> 00:15:42,860
and i look over to our
accounting division,

366
00:15:42,870 --> 00:15:44,490
and there is kevin malone.

367
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:46,400
kevin is wearing a jacket

368
00:15:46,410 --> 00:15:48,250
that i've never seen before.

369
00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:50,900
and i call over to kevin,

370
00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:55,760
"kevin,is that a tweed jacket?"

371
00:15:55,770 --> 00:15:57,030
and he looks at me and he says,

372
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,400
"michael,yes,it is a tweed jacket."

373
00:15:59,410 --> 00:16:01,470
and i look back at him and i say,

374
00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:04,170
"i feel the need...

375
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,850
the need for tweed."

376
00:16:06,860 --> 00:16:08,200
so.

377
00:16:08,210 --> 00:16:10,080
it's hard to try and
evaluate yourself,michael,

378
00:16:10,090 --> 00:16:12,770
but i appreciate you trying.

379
00:16:13,530 --> 00:16:16,250
- and thanks for coming in.
- oh,thank you.

380
00:16:16,260 --> 00:16:17,050
yes.

381
00:16:17,070 --> 00:16:18,920
have to say,i am so impressed

382
00:16:18,930 --> 00:16:21,480
with the potential you see in me.

383
00:16:22,710 --> 00:16:24,090
yeah.

384
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,490
yeah,finish up.

385
00:16:33,230 --> 00:16:35,110
come on!

386
00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:37,810
where are you?

387
00:16:37,820 --> 00:16:40,380
let's do this thing!

388
00:16:41,380 --> 00:16:44,050
come on! come on out!

389
00:16:44,430 --> 00:16:46,790
i can't believe they're
gonna fight over me.

390
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:50,020
i guess people have fewer
choices as they get older.

391
00:16:50,290 --> 00:16:51,710
come on!

392
00:16:51,730 --> 00:16:53,670
hey,has anything happened yet?

393
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:54,990
- where are you?
- mm. it's 4:10.

394
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,130
i don't think he's gonna show.

395
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,650
oh,come on,man.

396
00:16:57,660 --> 00:16:59,290
believe in something.

397
00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:01,550
come on,coward!

398
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:03,310
where are you?

399
00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:06,920
where--

400
00:17:07,730 --> 00:17:09,290
what?

401
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,760
"from the desk of andrew bernard."

402
00:17:15,630 --> 00:17:18,430
a note. pathetic.

403
00:17:18,860 --> 00:17:20,370
"dear dwight,

404
00:17:20,380 --> 00:17:21,910
"by now you have received my note.

405
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:23,590
"how are you? i am well.

406
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:26,450
"you are no doubt wondering
"why i have left this note.

407
00:17:26,460 --> 00:17:28,680
"it's come to my attention "that
in any physical match with you,

408
00:17:28,690 --> 00:17:30,230
i would surely be bested."

409
00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:31,850
true.

410
00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:35,840
"the soft underbelly of my refined
upbringing is my soft underbelly."

411
00:17:35,850 --> 00:17:38,080
there's andy. he's in his car.

412
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:39,470
you guys,what is he doing?

413
00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:41,110
why isn't dwight turning around?

414
00:17:41,130 --> 00:17:44,250
the prius is silent if he keeps
it under five miles per hour.

415
00:17:44,740 --> 00:17:46,090
he deserves the win. yeah.

416
00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:47,620
"alas,after much consideration
and deliberation-- "

417
00:17:47,630 --> 00:17:49,080
oh,my god!

418
00:17:49,090 --> 00:17:49,960
what's happenin'?

419
00:17:49,970 --> 00:17:52,590
andy's running over dwight with his car.

420
00:17:52,610 --> 00:17:54,940
whoa-- what
are you--

421
00:17:55,050 --> 00:17:56,640
- hey! hey!
- yeah!

422
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:58,890
- oh! ho!
- come on  ow!

423
00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:01,440
ah! aah!

424
00:18:01,660 --> 00:18:03,650
- you give up?
- never!

425
00:18:03,660 --> 00:18:05,570
get out and face me like a man!

426
00:18:05,580 --> 00:18:06,560
i am a man!

427
00:18:06,570 --> 00:18:08,490
i'm a bigger man than you'll ever be!

428
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,760
i would never sleep with
another man's fiancee!

429
00:18:10,770 --> 00:18:11,890
you're not a man!

430
00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:14,080
you don't know how to take care of her!

431
00:18:14,090 --> 00:18:16,730
all you do is dress fancy and sing!

432
00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:18,660
la la la la la la la

433
00:18:18,670 --> 00:18:19,690
what does that mean?

434
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:21,310
you can't even protect her!

435
00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:22,400
protect her from what?

436
00:18:22,420 --> 00:18:23,900
bears,you idiot?

437
00:18:23,910 --> 00:18:26,180
when's the last time you
saw a damn bear in scranton?

438
00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:28,230
last year,idiot!

439
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,290
dwight.

440
00:18:29,310 --> 00:18:30,590
are your legs broken?

441
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,830
no,my right one's falling
asleep a little bit.

442
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:33,600
andy,are you all right?

443
00:18:33,610 --> 00:18:35,900
go away,tuna! i'm winning this.

444
00:18:35,910 --> 00:18:37,940
yeah,back off. this isn't your fight.

445
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,820
oh,how ch is this gonna cost?

446
00:18:39,830 --> 00:18:40,750
oh!

447
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:43,720
what? trust fund'll take care of that.

448
00:18:43,730 --> 00:18:45,800
what did you say?i'm
sorry. i couldn't hear you.

449
00:18:45,810 --> 00:18:47,310
i
said--

450
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:48,470
what?you stupid idiot!

451
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:51,460
you're like a--you're
like a sasquatch.

452
00:18:51,470 --> 00:18:55,160
- you live in the woods.
- sasquatches are the strongest animal on the planet!

453
00:18:55,170 --> 00:18:57,170
so fine,call me a sasquatch.

454
00:18:57,180 --> 00:18:58,050
i don't get it.

455
00:18:58,060 --> 00:18:59,880
how could she be sleeping
with you this whole time

456
00:18:59,890 --> 00:19:02,670
and only sleep with me twice?

457
00:19:02,690 --> 00:19:05,060
- what?
- what?

458
00:19:05,070 --> 00:19:06,610
she's sleeping with you?

459
00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:09,140
i'm her fiance.

460
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:12,390
she said she was only sleeping with me.

461
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:57,950
yes,hi.my last name is bernard,

462
00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:01,330
and i would like to cancel a
wedding cake that i had ordered.

463
00:20:03,460 --> 00:20:05,570
b-
e-r-

464
00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:08,720
n-
a-r-d.

465
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:12,500
yeah.the one shaped like a sailboat.

466
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,450
yep,that's the one.

467
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:19,690
thank you.

468
00:20:22,770 --> 00:20:25,070
wow,what a day! ha ha!

469
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,820
i thought i was gonna get chewed out.

470
00:20:26,830 --> 00:20:28,250
but hold on!

471
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,030
here's an attaboy for you.

472
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,460
what?

473
00:20:31,470 --> 00:20:33,180
roller-coaster ride.

474
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:34,710
roller-coast.

475
00:20:34,730 --> 00:20:36,410
just goes to show,you leave scranton,

476
00:20:36,420 --> 00:20:38,580
exciting things can happen.

477
00:20:39,610 --> 00:20:40,820
ahh!

478
00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:44,800
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